The dog scratched me

 

There I was, washing the foyer floor, and I looked up in time to see a sleeping Hershey roll off the back of the couch, because he was sleeping on the couch back, so I jumped off the floor, vaulted across the room and over the coffee table, and leaped onto the couch and caught him in mid air, but he was spooked and he clawed my arm.

Bleeding is supposed to ease the pain and wash all the harmful germs away. It's currently not working. 🫤 I'll slap a bandaid on it.

I also want coffee. I should go make some.

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Update - 20 Sept
I never did get that coffee made. I'm also not superhuman.