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Susie, The Little Blue Coupe (1952)

I remember watching Susie, The Little Blue Coupe when I was a very young girl. Was I animistic? Absolutely. My parents brought our old Pontiac (with tail fins!) to a dealership and traded it for a new Buick. I went outside while they were signing, and I sobbed as I hugged and kissed our old car. Now I'm contemplating trading our current Bronco for a Trailblazer. I just can't handle the split pedals and too numerous recalls. I will feel bad when I trade Buster in. I'll miss him. And I'll pause a moment to hug him and to thank him for getting me everywhere I needed to go.

Too Gross to Waste Time On It


McDonalds Pumpkin and Creme Pie.
It sucks.


This pie is gross. McDonald's doesn't even picture it on their website. Did you ever put unlit 1960's Christmas tree lights in your mouth? That's the closest I can get to describing the flavor. I'm not going to waste time on it beyond what I've done here.

Eat at your own risk.


 

This is Boris. He's substituting for Blossom Possum while she prays to the Porcelain God.